Ke$ha

Genre

Fucked up crunk

Age

62[1]

Ke$ha, also known as Kesha, Keisha, or crazy white bitch, is a female humanoid who produced the single "TiK ToK" and was in "Right Round" with Florida. She has destinedly become the next teen sensation, next to fucking Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, and Beyonce.[2]

Ke$ha prefers to have a dollar sign in her name because she is so fucking obsessed with money that she married this rich hundred and six year old dude a few years ago and stole all his money after he died.

Reception[edit | edit source]

Most critics are like, when asked about what they think of Ke$ha, "what the fuck happened here?" and "I thought she was a fucking man. At least I was actually right about Lady Gaga...."

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. See the article Jay Sean.
  2. Beyonce's a bitch, just like Miley Cyrus.

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