Jay Sean

Kamaljeet Singh Jhooti, better known by his stolen American name as Jay Sean, is a Hindu who has offensively invaded America with his "smash"-hit single "Down" that briefly, but definitely, took over radios all across states like Utah and Minesota. Oh, and some others, too. And the UK and Canada. Almost forgot to mention those.

He is a Brit.

Early life
Jay Sean was born on a small raft in India that was floating along with the currents. He was said by the townspeople of Fuck to be the prodigy of God, even though he lacked any real musical abilities and therefore could not possibly be a fucking prodigy.

Career
Jay Sean dropped out of school when he was sixteen. He worked as a bartender for several years before he started hiring people to write songs for him and he got an auto-tuning machine that would auto-tune his terrible singing voice for him, eventually resulting in the single "Down", which hit America hard.

And so, now, he has this other single, tentatively called "Do You Remember", which features him and this guy that keeps screaming "Yo! Jay Sean! Sing for all 'dem ladies out 'dere!" like Jay's his bitch or something. What a fucked up situation right there.